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MOSS:

Technically, no. But you’re all accessories to idiocy. I’ll go get Diego. Don’t touch anything. Especially the scissors. shear madness play script upd

SAM:

So… we’re not closing?

SAM:

He said, “If you want to shut me up, you’ll have to do better than a fashion victim.” Then he laughed and walked toward the dumpster. I stayed inside. Next thing I heard was a scuffle. Then a thud. Interactive Crime: The Enduring Script of "Shear Madness"

and references to current political or celebrity figures to keep it fresh. Breaking the Fourth Wall Energetic actors engage directly with patrons, creating an intimate and lively atmosphere Physical Comedy The role of salon owner Tony Whitcomb often centers on gifted physical comedy Don’t touch anything

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