Microsoftwindowswindowsupdateruximlog: Failed To Start [work] Full

"Session 'Microsoft.Windows.WindowsUpdate.RUXIMLog' failed to start" (often with error code 0xC0000035

For ERROR_SERVICE_DISABLED (0x80070422): sc config wuauserv start= demand sc start wuauserv

I sat back, the hum of the server racks filling the silence. I had diagnosed the patient. It wasn't a virus. It wasn't a hack. It was the digital equivalent of a phantom limb pain. The body (Windows) had healed and moved on, but the brain (The Registry) still thought the limb was there, trying to twitch a muscle that didn't exist. microsoftwindowswindowsupdateruximlog failed to start full