Meat Log Mountain Guide | 95% SAFE |

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Structure & Contents (what to expect)

• Decontamination: Scrub all gear with vinegar and dish soap. Your ropes will smell like pepperoni for months.
• Medical Check: Look for "Sausage Toe" (swelling from salt absorption) and "Rind Rash" (nitrate irritation).
• The Afterglow: Most climbers report vivid dreams of butcher shops, deli counters, and a strange craving for mustard.

The Cure (Don't skip this, or you will die):

Conclusion