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Desperate Times, Creative Measures
’s Girdle Mishap : While filming Mad Men , Alison Brie found herself in a desperate "must-go" situation. Clad in a complex 1960s girdle that reached her breasts, she rushed to the restroom and, in her haste, didn't realize she was urinating directly into the garment. She had to dry off and finish filming for hours in the soaked girdle before a costume designer noticed her acting strangely. When a bathroom isn't available, people get... inventive.
Mark was on a first date. Wanting to impress, he took his date to a fancy dinner in his freshly detailed sedan. On the way home, his bladder began to protest. Desperate and seeing no gas stations, he spotted an automated car wash that was open 24/7. funny+pee+stories
While these moments feel like a tragedy when they’re happening, they almost always transform into the absolute best comedy gold once the pants are dry. Here is a curated collection of some of the funniest pee stories to make you feel better about your own close calls. 1. The "Automatic" Car Wash Disaster Desperate Times, Creative Measures ’s Girdle Mishap :
There are two types of people in this world: those who have laughed so hard they nearly wet their pants, and dirty liars. Let’s be honest—urinary urgency is the silent clown of the human experience. It stalks us on road trips, ambushes us during first dates, and stage-dives at weddings. When a bathroom isn't available, people get
He headbutted the metal urinal divider. The sound echoed through the entire restroom like a gong. A stranger at the sink asked, "You okay, buddy?" Through tears of pain and joy, he replied, "Best movie ever."
The class was taking a final exam. Absolute silence was required. Thirty teenagers were scribbling away, the only sound being the scratching of pencils. Jessica sat at the desk at the front of the room.